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Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Why did I ever doubt Target?
More fun stuff available now at Target... and for a few bucks more, you can probably get a few more options. No wonder Wal-Mart sales are down!

Of course, some people think Target's site is being hacked, but I beg to differ. More likely, I suspect Target is leaking this stuff out there on their own so that bloggers like you and I all giggle and link to their site. The next step then is for the curious among us to search Target's merchandise for other untoward items and then purchase related items that pop up in the search results. Basically, it's an even more effective viral marketing campaign than Burger King's subservient chicken.

Who is Nancy Zerg?
Somewhere, sometime Nancy Zerg will be the answer to a trivia question - or perhaps the question to a Jeopardy! answer. You see, Nancy was the one who knocked off Ken Jennings in the episode of Jeopardy! that aired this evening. Ken's incredible winning streak ran over 74 episodes, amassed over $2.5 million in winnings and he was on every new show (excluding specialty tournaments) for just about six months.

Given how great Ken has been, I have to wonder if he didn't want to step down tonight. His downfall started when he missed both daily double questions in the double jeopardy round. His losses on these two questions were over $10,000 but despite that, Ken still held a lead going into final jeopardy. The answer to which the contestants had to identify the question: "Most of this firm's 70,000 seasonal white-collar employees work only four months a year."

Nancy and I got the answer immediately... it really wasn't that hard (of course, none of the three contestants got any of the answers in the Sports Stadiums category, all of which I also easily came up with, so my definition of "hard" may not apply to everyone)... Bottom line: Ken should have gotten the question right. One of the many factors that may have made him want to quit was that I've heard that he couldn't collect any of his winnings until his run as champion had ended. Did he have enough? Was he ready to cash out? The world may never know... But in any case, it was a helluva run...

Happy time!
For whatever reason, I sometimes take it upon myself to highlight mindless trivial types of information for my readers. Now is one of those times. You see, I just glanced over at my watch and it's 10:10... that's right, it's happy time! You see, if you go browsing collections of watches or analog clocks, you'll often see them set to 10:10. A few theories for why this is abound; perhaps the most credible is the notion that this frames the manufacturer's trademark that is often placed just above the center. The explanation I like the most however is that by setting the hands of the clock to 10:10, it makes it seem as though the clock is smiling. This subliminally makes the consumer feel better about buying a timepiece that is "happy." After all, who wouldn't want a happy clock??

Monday, November 29, 2004

Black market?
I've previously lamented the blandness of the Target-shopping experience. Little did I know about some of the more exotic items that they had for sale. Is there a secret aisle out back where they sell this stuff? And what else might I be missing?? (They seem to be all sold out of the anal massage...)

Saturday, November 27, 2004

Top ten state quarters
Ann Althouse is lamenting the design of the newly circulated Wisconsin state quarter. I agree with her simpler-is-better evaluation of state quarter design. Back in September, when my computer sat in the shadow of a state quarter collection, I meant to post a top ten list of the best state quarters. Well, better late than never... here it is!

10. Rhode Island - I don't know how many people associate Rhode Island with sailing, but it's a pretty clean design and it works for me. Vermont is similarly setup and probably deserves to be mentioned here as well.

8b. Michigan - So many states have used the state outline/map on their quarter. Although outlines might be best for some states (does Alabama really want to be the Helen Keller state???), there should be something more identifiable about many states than their map. If you're going to go with the map though, it's best to keep it simple and not muck it up with an astronaut or an allegorical female figure.

8a. Texas - Basically the same design as Michigan: the state, its motto and a visual representation of the motto. Michigan has the lakes, Texas has the star.

7. Massachusetts - If you do want to add something to the map, making it one thing easily associated with the state isn't too bad. For Massachusetts, the minuteman image does the trick. I prefer the Statue of Liberty for New York and the Georgia peach, but that's just me. I'll rank 'em all similarly.

6. New York - New York adds some stars around the perimeter differentiating its design ever so slightly from the Massachusetts one and earning a bonus point or two.

5. Georgia - Georgia also puts their motto on a banner-thingy surrounded by olive branches. It's a nice touch that further differentiates it from the prior two which look like they were designed by the same person. Also unlike the prior two, the peach is centered on the image, while the other images are both offset to the left.

4. New Hampshire - "Live Free or Die" As far as state mottos go, it's the best, and many people can probably identify the state from that. The man in the mountain might only be familiar to geography nerds like me, but it is very New Hampshire...

3. Missouri - The arch, the river and a bicentennial... It's pretty easy to tell what state the quarter represents without the need to resort to putting a map on the coin. Nicely done.

2. Maine - How much more simple can you get? The Maine state quarter is the only one thus far without a slogan or motto. The lighthouse on the rocky shore also conjures up idyllic New England imagery reminiscent of the state it represents.

1. Florida - Yeah, it's a little busy with the motto and a couple of pictures, but they all work well together. The designer here took a chance and it paid off. Two thumbs up!

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Hoop it up!
It's late November and that means the start of the college basketball season. I couldn't care less about professional basketball and college football does little but spark my ire, but after baseball there may be no major sport that I enjoy more. It's especially exciting when both of my teams are ranked in the top 25. Joe Lundardi's preseason edition of Bracketology is posted and the season got off to a bang with the Orangemen (yeah, I know) starting off with a couple wins over ranked teams en route to winning the Coaches Against Cancer Classic.

I also ran across a fascinating little nugget about a hot recruit on a college basketball blog... Tell me if you can explain this:
Walker, 6-foot-2 and 165 pounds, turned down scholarship offers from Missouri, Iowa, Arkansas, Illinois, Minnesota and Purdue. He picked Nebraska over his other two finalists -- Kansas State and Duquesne -- in large part because of his academic interest.
While I'm talking about basketball, I'll add that Ron Artest richly deserved to be suspended for the remainder of the season. Players should never go into the stands to attack fans. I was completely horrified by what I saw Friday night... I had to watch the replays about 5 times to believe that the riot actually happened. I think the Pistons organization should be dealt a healthy fine as well since the security and the fan control was so poor as to let the situation get as far out of hand as it did.

Friday, November 19, 2004

Survivorblogging
Although it was a weekly feature here last season, I haven't been writing about Survivor much this fall. Part of the reason for this is because I've been on the move; I haven't seen a whole lot of episodes and the ones I've seen haven't been in front of my computer. But another reason I haven't Survivorblogged is because the few episodes I have seen have sucked. This season doesn't appear to be one of the better ones in the franchise and it's hard to get excited about it when it's so hard to watch. Anyway, if you're looking for some good weekly updates, go check out The Shape of Days, where Jeff Harrell is keeping a pretty detailed weekly journal. This week's review is here.

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Breakfast served all day
The New York Times recently ran a story about the proliferation of cereal as an all-purpose food among college aged folks. As a part of the trend, cereal bars are starting to spring up across the country featuring large assortments of cereals, milks and toppings.

Ann Althouse sees cereal as becoming "hip". Of course, I don't think attitudes toward cereal have changed much in the last 15 years or so... as she mentions, the cereal phenomenon has been big at least since the dawn of Seinfeld. Hip or not, I think the Times hits the nail on the head while going through a list of possibile rationales behind the cereal boom:
Students who live off campus and who must cook or forage for themselves say they are drawn to cereal because it is cheap and easy. Those with prepaid meal plans say they turn to cereal as a hedge against uncertain dining hall offerings.
Syracuse's food service was atrocious and it drove me to many cereal dinners (not to mention petitioning the university for early cancellation of my meal plan). Convenience is another big plus for cereal... Even as someone with the aptitude (and dare I say "talent") for cooking pretty good meals, I have to appreciate what cereal brings to the table.

I don't know what to say about the health concerns expressed in the NYT article. Many of my cereal choices would probably fall under the author's "high-minded" classification: Granola, Cranberry Almond Crunch, Wheaties, Cracklin' Oat Bran... As it is, I've gone through about 9 different types of cereals since I've been in Gaithersburg (eating as much as half a box in one sitting)... Let there be no question about it, cereal is great and it will be interesting to see if the cereal bars do well...

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Lagan and waveson
Because I know you were all wondering what they mean, here's some random definitions of words you may have heard without knowing exactly what they mean...

flotsam - Goods that float on the water’s surface after being abandoned at sea
jetsam - Goods that, after being abandoned at seas, sink and remain underwater
lagan - Goods that are abandoned at sea but attached to a buoy so that they may be recovered
waveson - Goods that float on the sea after a shipwreck

You'll thank me next time you're playing Scrabble or watching Titanic...

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

Disastrous television
Because I'm a sucker for disaster flicks, I spent a couple hours Sunday night watching CBS' weather epic, Category Six: Day of Destruction. When I originally typed that last sentence, I inadvertently subtitled the film, "Day of Disaster," perhaps because disaster, it turns out, is a very appropriate way to describe the mini-series. OK, I guess this shouldn't be a surprise but as a devotee of this genre, even I was taken aback by how awful it was.

The characters manage to be poorly developed and difficult to understand while simultaneously being trite off-the-shelf stereotypes. Perhaps the writers wanted us to focus on the story instead... which would be a bad idea, since the story may be even worse than the characters. Instead of focusing on managing the disaster or how people react and deal with it, part one was a two hour rant about global warming, the power grid, greedy corporations, nuclear power and unfaithful husbands.

Now each of these issues certainly has associated concerns and problems that are very legitimate. The movie's main message is that these ills lead to "days of destruction" is understandable. But the degree to which this film (amusingly referred to by one blogger as "Two Weeks After Yesterday: Revenge of the Upper Troposphere") overhypes and sensationalizes these concepts and their ramifications makes any thoughtful message get lost in the hyperbole. (not to mention the misleading conflation of nuclear power and global warming - problematic since the former does not contribute to the latter and in fact can help to alleviate it... but that's a whole different post)

The question then becomes what value we place on hyperbole as a means for solving problems. Five years ago, everyone was abuzz about the Y2K problem anticipating nightmare scenarios of missile launches, blackouts and anarchy. To be certain, there were very real problems with computer code that needed to be addressed back then. But my personal theory was that IT guys had to overhype the consequences of not addressing those problems in order to get funding to solve the ones that really were lurking admist the code. After all, nobody likes spending extra money on IT.

The comparison breaks down at some point, since it would be difficult to be too environmentally friendly. Nevertheless, the over-the-top nature of the film made it difficult to watch for even someone like myself who agrees with some of its basic premises.

Monday, November 15, 2004

Hit the road Jack
Good news for Pennsylvania Turnpike commuters: all that annoying construction in Westmoreland and Somerset counties wraps up this week. The newly reconstructed road may not exactly be a pleasure to drive, but the shifting traffic, narrow lanes, concrete barriers, temporary pavement and work zone speed limits all helped to make the Turnpike one of the worst roads I've had to drive.

Actually, during my trips between Pittsburgh and DC, I started mentally working on a top ten list of worst roads for driving... I never quite finished it, but I recall the Turnpike being #2 on the list only behind New York City - a truly horrible place to have to drive. My travel between Pittsburgh and DC has typically been via I-79 and I-68 instead of the Turnpike because it's an easier, more pleasant trip, but given the rennovations, perhaps I'll give the Turnpike a try next time I head home (three weeks from now)...

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Kelly watch the stars
Coming home late last night, I looked up and noticed the winter stars out in full force, highlighted by Orion, one of the most easily identifiable constellations. There's quite a bit of cool stuff going on in the winter sky - kinda unfortunate since it's usually pretty cold during winter nights making observation less comfortable than during the summer months... In any case, one winter sky highlight is the Leonid meteor shower, which will be peaking around 4 AM Wednesday morning in the Eastern time zone. Anytime after midnight may be good for viewing, however. Naturally, the show will be diluted by city lights, but because I'm all the way out in Gaithersburg, I might be able to catch some cool stuff... Hey, I'll take whatever benefits I can get!

Chick A Boom Boom Boom
You haven't seen Mocean Worker's new video yet? It features a dancing banana, a gorilla doing sign language and special effects courtesy of a hairdryer... magnificent! Wait no more, go check it out!

Friday, November 12, 2004

Free agent fever
Once again, Baseball Primer is running their annual Free Agent Prediction Contest where you too can compete with the likes of myself in projecting where assorted Major League Baseball stars will wind up... it's fun!

Every dog has his day
Earlier this week, I cheered for myself and the early prognostication of the rookies of the year. Now, it's Aaron Gleeman's turn for the applause, only he foresaw greatness for Johan Santana years ago...

Thursday, November 11, 2004

How much is that dinner in the window?
I'm always looking for fun new restaurants to try, but never have I seen anything like this. If nothing else, it eliminates the need for bistromath...

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

A little extra motivation
It seems that TiVo has developed permalinks to TV shows - a system for one-click programming of your home machine from the Internet. Very cool. Once I get a job, it's not unlikely that I'll celebrate by running out to get a TiVo of my own. After all, I'm way out in Gaithersburg and any TV show I might want to see will likely be over by the time I get home from work. The author of the post also references Technorati, which itself just launched a bunch of new features.

This is all also "very cool" because of the implications on the grander scale. Various improvements on any side of the technology divide are creating some amazing opportunities for easy communication and content dissemination. What it all means is hard for me to say at the moment, but it's clearly going to signal some major changes in the way we lead our lives.

Welcome back, James Earl Jones
In case you missed it, the first trailer for Revenge of the Sith, the third in the new Star Wars trilogy is online over at starwars.com. If the trailer is indicative of how good the movie will be, I'm feeling optimistic. Highlights include multiple lightsaber duels, some good space battles, and an army of wookies. With the actual unveiling of Darth Vader, hopefully episode three will also have less of the annoying did-you-see-that foreshadowing that permeated the first two films.

Monday, November 08, 2004

Calling it early
Congrats to Jason Bay and Bobby Crosby, respectively named NL and AL Rookie of the Year today. Not to say I told you so or anything (OK, entirely to say I told you so), but way back in April, I foresaw Bay winning the NL ROY and Crosby winning the AL ROY!

Of course, today is the only day I get to gloat about that, since my picks otherwise ranged from the reasonable but wrong (Oswalt for NL Cy Young - he finished 5th in the Internet Baseball Awards voting) to the embarassingly bad (the better of my two Manager of the Year picks didn't make it through the season, the worse has since been replaced three times over).

Saturday, November 06, 2004

The end-ish...
Not quite a week ago, I started political blogging again. I did so mostly because the people close to me have all expressed generally the same point of view... and it has been a point of view that I don't share. I understand their concerns and I share almost all of their base starting points, but I don't share their conclusions or at all feel represented by them. Somehow, the paths we are taking to our decisions are sharply diverging at some elemental level. I want to understand these people, but I also want them to understand me.

Anyway, I'm stepping back from the political blogging arena for now. Occasionally, I'll chime in with something, but for the most part you shouldn't come here looking for commentary on all of the day's political happenings. With that, I'll leave you with a few assorted, random thoughts...

  • Yeah, I'm going to harp on the "It's not all about the theocons" message one more time, because it's stupid and has no business being mentioned in the same sentence as conventional wisdom even if it makes you feel comfortable. Don't believe me? Fine. Go believe Andrew Sullivan or Paul Freedman or Jeff Jarvis, all of whom voted for Kerry.

  • I also find it ironic that the general mood among Democrats is that now everything will go wrong and the rest of us will all see the light. But didn't it all just go wrong for them?? I mean they lost at almost every turn of the election... and to a deeply flawed President! Shouldn't they be the ones seeing the light and coming to the realization that somewhere something went wrong? As the self-professed party of questioning, perhaps it's time for them to question whether or not they're asking the right questions to the right people...

  • I also don't think that any anger that Republicans might have had in the 90's is entirely relevant. Just because a strategy works for one team doesn't mean it'll work for the other. Insert your own football analogy here comparing teams built for rushing and passing attacks. Besides, it's not the 90's anymore and Democratic rage has far and away trumped that of the Republicans. Even so, after the Republican rage, we all know who really won the 2000 election... at least who won the popular vote.

  • Democrats had all the opportunity in the world to capitalize on Bush's unwillingness or inability to more eloquently elaborate on how Iraq can be part of the larger war on terror. In the process, they could have co-opted the war into an idea that could be executed on their terms.

    Alternatively, they could have produced a different plan for winning the war on terror that involved rounding up al Qaeda *and* changing the Islamic world such that we're not playing wack-a-mole with terrorist organizations.

    Instead, all they could do was cry HALLIBURTON! and pretend France has an army or something that could come and fight the war for us. The former approaches would have told me that Democrats want to win the war. The approach taken made me think they either don't want to fight or can't figure out how to.

  • Dismiss my opinions if you'd like, but if Democrats would like to know what went wrong this year, the answers won't come from within. Kos can't tell you why he didn't vote for Kerry. I can. This guy can. Other centrist bloggers can - even the ones you think are "conservative."

  • The Democratic party is based on emotions and "fairness." Everyone should be treated equally because... well... it's fair... because it's the right thing to do. I mean really... is there anyone out there who's enthusiastic about big government?? I'm sure you could back up why a lot of Democratic principles are good with numbers, but the real appeal of Democrats and the liberalism they strive to represent springs from gut notions of right and wrong. While this can be a great strength, it can also be a real weakness when the emotions get out of control, leading to the dark side (thanks, George Lucas!)... Just something to keep in mind...

  • To reiterate, I'm harping on some of the things wrong with the Democratic party because I care. The disgruntled customer who just walks away angry without saying a word isn't coming back. The disgruntled customer who raises a ruckus in search of satisfaction will come back if their complaints are addressed.

  • This was actually the first time I voted in a Presidential election. FWIW, my other votes would have been: Nader, Clinton, Clinton, Dukakis (I seem to recall a vague awareness of what the parties stood for back then)... and the Nader vote would have been in support of a multi-party system. Nader in the Oval Office would have scared the hell out of me... even more than Bush or Kerry do.

  • My radical ("progressive?") idea for improving the electoral process: eliminating party affiliation from the voter registration process. AFAIK, this has three potential benefits:

    1) No more shredding registrations (or allegations thereof) because of party affiliation.

    2) No more formal affiliation of voters with political parties. The main reason I registered as a non-partisan was because I wanted to maintain my independence in the decision-making process when choosing who to vote for. By linking yourself to a party, I think there's an additional mental hurdle to make in order to truly consider voting for anybody else.

    3) Everybody votes in all primaries. Primaries are the only time voter affiliation really matters. Even then, members of all parties are permitted to vote in some states. Since candidates are said to run to their base in the primaries, some think that the primary process produces more extreme candidates. Howard Dean certainly forced John Kerry to move left in the primaries this year and that might have been what killed him. I suspect that we'd get more moderate nominees from a primary process that involved everyone in the choice of who they'd choose between. I'm sure someone could do a study or something to see if the states allowing everyone to vote in primaries produce more moderate candidates - at least, perhaps, at the state level. I'm pretty sure we would have all more greatly enjoyed a John McCain vs. Joe Lieberman race this year.

  • If John Kerry were to have been elected and done what the international community wants him to by acceding to the International Criminal Court, would he have been the first American brought up on charges as a self-professed war criminal?

  • I've never been bothered by the WMDs in Iraq story for three reasons:

    1) Maybe they had them, maybe they didn't. We may never know. Plenty of other countries independently thought they did. If we really thought they did and that they were a threat, it's the President's obligation to take them out. In our "rush" to war, Saddam had plenty of time to do some thing with any WMDs that might have been there. Disassemble them, ship them to Russia, Syria or Sudan, hide 'em really good. 20/20 hindsight makes tough choices a lot easier.

    2) Tactically, WMDs were far from the only rationale for going to Iraq.

    3) Of all of the tactical reasons for going into Iraq, the WMD rationale was the one that most closely fits within the UN charter and therefore is most presentable to other nations as Bush built his coalition. Of course, when the UN charter was drawn up, war against a multinational private organization never entered the calculus. I'd have rather seen Bush seek to change customary international law than work within its framework... and the only way customary international law is changed is the same as our own Constitutional law: by breaking it.

  • By the way, the UN is teetering on irrelevance. It was founded in the wake of WWII with its main objective being to prevent international war, since its predecessor, the League of Nations had failed in that regard. Not only has the UN failed in that regard (many times, not just with terror or Iraq), but in the process it has found a way to profit from oppression. The ideal of international cooperation is nice, but its limits need to be acknowledged. The UN was an admirable second try, but perhaps it's time to look into a third option?

  • Bush will get to appoint at least one Supreme Court Justice this term, as there's no way Rehnquist will last another four years. Hoping for even another Breyer (nominated by Bush I) is going to be too much to ask, and I'm anticipating much worse than that. That said, I hope Democrats save their big nomination fight for a second potential vacancy. Replacing Rehnquist with the worst conservative Justice out there wouldn't be too great of a departure from the status quo (which does give liberals something to cheer about in light of Lawrence, Rasul, and Grutter v. Bollinger). More than Scalia or Thomas, I found many of Rehnquist's opinions abominable. If a second Justice is to retire, however, the Court would likely undergo a greater shift and that is what Democrats need to be especially vigilant about.

  • Go read Waddling Thunder's description of the ideal subway. Public transportation rocks and is greatly underappreciated. I think that every major city should be looking into an effective subway system right now and he provides a nice template.

  • I hate celebrity endorsements of political candidates. If you're reading Mr. Springsteen or Schilling, we care about you because you make fine music or pitch really well. Stick to that. Actually, I'm a huge Springsteen fan, but I had a little personal boycott of his music until after the election. Just after I heard the news that Kerry conceded as I drove down to DC, I popped disc one of The River into the CD player. The first song was "The Ties that Bind." Seemed appropriate.



So that's it... I can't even say that I'm really that upset to be "done" with the political blogging. To me, there are sooooo many things that are more entertaining to spend my blogging time thinking and writing about. Besides, it's not like electing Bush or Kerry would get me a girlfriend, help me play ultimate without getting hurt or get me a job.

Coming up soon, you'll get some lighter stuff, including some thoughts I have about one of life's sketchier journeys, my alterior motives behind eating good food and narratives about life in *sigh* Gaithersburg. The regular top ten list and Survivorblogging features will return, accompanied by a new feature or two. So go make yourself a sandwich or something, kick back and stay tuned!

Thursday, November 04, 2004

Day-after wrapup
Yeah, "my guy" won the big vote Tuesday night but I'd would have been happier with a Democratic Congress. (even though I voted for this guy) Nevertheless, there are plenty of things we can all be happy about in the aftermath of the election...
  • It won't be decided by any protracted court battles
  • This year's election spurred greatly increased levels of civic involvement
  • The sun rose today
  • It's finally over
Dan Drezner - who voted for Kerry - also finds some silver linings (and they're not even cynical ones)


I have to disagree with the Hammer when he says: "Tonight's Republican victory only emphasizes that we are a nation out of balance socially."

I question this not because I agree with Republicans on social issues, but rather because the numbers don't support it. Exit polling numbers (I know, I know... but they're all we have...) say that only 17 or 18 percent of the electorate voted to support Republican morality. Now that's quite a few people, but given that you're going to see some people voting this way in any case, it doesn't seem overly huge to me. More importantly, 78% of the electorate did not see the election as a referendum on social balance, probably not even the 11% of the electorate who desire no legal recognition for gay marriage but voted for Kerry or the 23% of the gay crowd who voted for George Bush!

I've made the point elsewhere and I'll make it here: as life happens, people's priorities change. Not everyone voted on social issues here because they just don't see them as being a problem now or at risk of being a problem in the future. If things change such that social issues become more problematic or foreign affairs less important, you'll see a shift in the balance of factors people weigh in their decision-making.



Dan says, "If you wonder why neocons have been so successful in shifting the center so far to the right, just listen to them on the radio or read the blogs today. I have never seen a group of people who controls so much be so angry and indignant."

If by "neocons" he means "people who voted for George Bush," then I think Dan is missing a critical point (especially when Bush got 11% support from registered Democrats). As for myself, I remain just a bit indignant... only my indignance is aimed at the Democratic party for alienating my constituency who agrees with them on their key issue while they have been so hostile to ours. To some extent I can write it off as simply having a poor candidate. But at the same time, this isn't a case of Democrats rallying behind their man's vision... it was part of a larger anti-Bush strategy designed to drum up anger at the President. For some, it worked. For others, the message was received and acknowledged but rejected.

Instead of "angry and indignant," I would describe a number of Bush voters as "vigilant." Megan McArdle advocates taking responsibility for Republican votes while Stephen Green politely reminds Republicans that they'd best watch themselves.

I realize that there has been a lot of venting going on among the Democratic ranks, but to blame the American people for your loss will not help. It's hard to curry sympathy or support when you are "filled with far too much healthy loathing for millions of my fellow Americans" and writing blog posts tentatively titled "Good, Go Ahead, America, Choke on Your Own Vomit, You Deserve to Die."

At some point, somebody (Terry McAuliffe? Howard Dean?) made a choice to run an angry campaign. Fire that person. Throw out that playbook. Stop the insults. Stop the exclusion. Stop blaming the winners or Ralph Nader when the Democratic candidate can't earn the winning votes. Stop rooting for defeat. Stop the hyperventilation and histrionics. Don't run off to Canada. If I'm sounding a little harsh, it's only because I want to see some good Democratic leadership. We need Democrats and Republicans (and everyone else) to solve the problems we face today and I certainly don't want to see this become a one party nation.

The United States is a great nation and a large part of what makes it great is our diversity. Today isn't your day, Democrats. We're going with a Republican thing for awhile and you'll have to put things in their terms in order to do the work of the nation. The quicker you guys get back on track, the sooner we'll see the tables turned. In the meantime, relax. Don't underestimate how strong or resilient America is. It's not going to be as bad as you think.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

More pledging
Since I didn't want it to be buried in the comments down below, I'm also taking Jeff Jarvis' post-election peace pledge. Megan McArdle elaborates further, to which I might add: I will explore the blogosphere and seek out non-hysterical opinions that challenge my own. (Some recommended links are down in my "Current Events" section - to which I'll be adding a few more links shortly)

Also, I'll second Michael Totten's wise reminders about tonight's results... (since InstaPundit is running slow as beans, I'll liberally quote from his post and hope to not get sued...)
You have the right to vote. You do not have the right to see the man of your choice in the White House.

If George W. Bush wins the election, the world will still spin on its axis. Canada will not grant you asylum. If John Kerry wins the election, America will still be America. Australia will not grant you asylum.

People who vote for the other guy aren’t stupid, brainwashed, or evil. They are your friends and family. Someone you love will almost certainly cancel your vote. (My wife cancels out mine.)

If, by some chance, everyone you know votes for the loser it won’t mean the election was stolen. It will only show that you live in a bubble.

If this thing is close (the victor could easily win by 0.1 percent) try not to read too much into it. We’ll still be closely divided.

If the election doesn’t go your way, don’t pop off as though America were Guatemala under the generals. You’ll get lots of attention, but it won’t be the kind you want. People will laugh, not near you but at you.





Monday, November 01, 2004

Rocking the vote
For various reasons, I've made a conscious decision to scale back (read: eliminate) the political blogging from OMB. Nevertheless, the upcoming presidential election is the paramount public issue of the day and I might as well weigh in on it.

To me the election has become a choice not between voting for Bush or forKerry, but rather a choice of voting against Bush or against Kerry. I don't see much reason to be particularly enthusiastic about either of the two major-party candidates. Because the one job left exclusively to the executive branch is foreign policy, my vote is going to the candidate whose orientation toward foreign policy I can more easily understand, explain and justify: George Bush.

Really, my thinking can be divided into three parts: First, Bush isn't nearly as bad as he's alleged to be, second, that the mainstream of the Democratic party has completely lost me and third, that because of these two factors, it's much easier to trust the incumbent administration to fight the war on terror. (Which is to say I'll get to that foreign policy stuff at the end... so keep reading...)

Like I said, I just don't get Democrats anymore. So many of them seem to believe that George Bush is not only a bad president, but a complete affront to humanity. Even though I disagree with Bush on many issues, I neither share the level of rage nor understand it. In fact, the outrageous levels of hyperbole resorted to by some who hate Bush actually make me sympathize with the guy.

To a large degree, I think Bush has become a scapegoat for everything wrong with people's lives. I've heard him blamed for everything from the poor economy (nevermind the huge impact of the bursting of the tech bubble, corporate accounting scandals and 9/11) to expiration of the tax credits for purchasing hybrid cars (although the sunset provision was written in the original Energy Act of 1992, enacted by Bush I and which Bush II has helped to prevent) to causing concerns about worldwide dominance of the English language and American culture (although he really has little to do with that) and even outbreaks of shingles! There are legitimate criticisms of Bush policies, but the type of knee-jerk reactions where anything bad must be Bush's fault are wrong.

Similarly, there has been a lot of controversy about the contents of the Patriot Act. Even though I'm not a Patriot Act scholar, I know that its contents are poorly understood. Although even some controversial provisions largely codified existing judicial decisions or gave government terrorism investigators the same powers as private attorneys, it has been a convenient flashpoint for many to express whatever angst they might have about George Bush. Even Joe Biden has stated that "The tide of criticism [against the Patriot Act] is both misinformed and overblown."

Thus, it goes without saying that I don't share the Democratic rage directed at Bush - a sentiment that extends way back before March of 2003 or September 11. And by "rage," I mean... has anyone even noticed how far off the rocker the Democratic party has gone? Contrary to popular opinion, George Bush is not Hitler. He's also not going to eat your babies. I don't even think I can say anything about this anti-war protester that she doesn't say with her protest banner - it's that shocking and appalling.

The Democratic cure for this anger seems to be running over people you don't like with your car or working overtime to deprive Americans of alternative voting options while rooting for bad news out of Iraq and riding the emotional high when you get what you're looking for. Guys... you're becoming exactly what you criticize Republicans for being...

Now I know that every group is going to have its radical fringe elements with crazy ideas that have no redeeming value. I'd like to think that as so many of these folks bubble to the surface it doesn't make an impact on my vote. Sadly, it's not just the fringe characters who have adopted this hatred. Party bigwigs such as Al Gore and Ted Kennedy have jumped on the bandwagon, respectively comparing Republican bloggers and Bush administration members to Nazi 'brown shirts' and comparing US military forces to Saddam Hussein's henchmen.

So rabid are many Democrats that many seem to have reached the point where ideological purity has become a new requirement for party membership. If you're not 100% in agreement with the party platform, you must be on the wrong side. How else could Glenn Reynolds - a guy who openly supports liberal causes such as gay marriage, drug legalization and abortion rights be regularly branded as a 'conservative?'

Jeff Jarvis succinctly summarizes the problem: "That's the mistake my lifelong party is making: pushing orthodoxy over inclusion. That's no way to win elections, folks." Amen to that.

Democrats want my vote and they usually should have it. As has been pointed out to me, I very much fit the Democrats' demographic: atheist, environmentalist, educated person, frisbee player! But I supported the war - a position completely at odds with that of the Democratic party. When Democrats regularly tell me that I'm wrong and label me as a 'conservative,' the message I get is that all that Democrats have to offer me is alienation and (perceived) ridicule. Fine... Democrats can keep telling me how I'm not one of them and that I'm stupid, wrong and evil. They can display how intolerant they are of opinions that may lead to a different conclusion than their own. They can keep pushing me away. I'll be alienated right over to the 'other side.' Is that what they want?? Indeed, that is no way to win elections.

Ironically, the Democratic foreign policy is centered around not alienating others, but yet they seem quite eager to do just that, not only by chastising voters like me on the home front, but also any other nations willing to work with George Bush and company. Thus far, John Kerry has managed to insult Poland, have his daughter tell the Australians that they shouldn't be working with the US, denigrate a handful of nations as being "coerced and bribed" and even calling the Iraqi government a "puppet of the United States." Certainly, Kerry's message about the "fraudulent coalition" in Iraq won't be resonating too well abroad or at home.

Between comments like these and calling the Iraq campaign the "wrong war at the wrong place at the wrong time," it's hard to imagine how effectively a Kerry administration will be able to sell France on joining us, especially when the French seem preoccupied with aligning themselves with terrorists, working with the Chinese Navy to intimidate Taiwan, taking kickbacks from brutal dictators that would make the folks at Enron blush and generally regain world importance that was lost when France was no longer a fulcrum in the Cold War.

And let's be real here, as far as world opinion goes, most Democrats don't give a crap about Belgium, Belize or Bangladesh. They're not even worried about India, Thailand, Nigeria, or the Philippines - nations also under the gun from radical Islamism (who happen to have solid support for George Bush). Most disturbingly, they're not even worried about the opinions of the people of Iraq, who have the most at stake (and also give solid support to George Bush... even the ones whose families have been killed).

Because we don't have France (or other "traditonal allies," Germany (WWI, WWII) and Russia (Cold War)) on board, Democrats love to repeat the "fraudulent coalition" line, nevermind the formal support of six of Europe's 8 (or 9, if you count Russia) most populous nations, plus important Pacific nations such as Australia, Japan and South Korea. At the same time, we apparently should be excluding these nations from talks with North Korea...

Even on other fronts, the Democratic campaign has suggested we should take from the world while giving back little. Canadians aren't so excited about the Democratic plan to import drugs from their nation and John Edwards' campaign against outsourcing has raised red flags abroad, especially in India. Taking from the rich and giving to the poor is apparently a winning strategy within our country but not on the global scale.

Like Ann Althouse, I waited and waited for the Democrats to say something good about the war on terror or foreign policy generally. I waited for a plan... It's easy to say another plan is wrong, it's something else to come up with an alternative. But the more I waited, the more disappointed and confused I became. All I got was that Kerry would have a summit. He apparently has nothing to propose at this summit, but rather will defer to other nations (read: France) to come up with a plan for US foreign policy. That's not even close to good enough for me, especially in light of all of the reckless criticism of our allies and otherwise conflicting positions vis-à-vis the rest of the world.

Much like Cicero, I'd like to see Democrats evolve to the point where they're ready to act in America's best interests, regardless of what the Republicans say. Unfortunately, I have to agree with Joe Katzman that I can't just put faith in them when they carry themselves the way they do. Quite frankly, if they would have said that everything George Bush has done abroad has been right and campaigned 100% on domestic issues, I'd probably vote for Kerry.

Unfortunately for the Democrats, they've fudgingly chosen to take a reactive stance on the war on terror. They frequently define either as an overbroad, spiteful war against Muslims or too narrowly as war against al Qaeda. They do not want to see Iraq as part of the war on terror, so they chide it as a war that we chose almost randomly or for nefarious reasons (the potential for which would seem to trump any and all legitimate reasons). The Democratic position seems to be to get the bad guys after they attack. But nobody thinks getting OBL or al Qaeda will end the flow of jihadists into the terrorist movement. What I want to see is someone "turning off the spicket."

I suspect that many intelligent Democrats could integrate Iraq into the war on terror if they chose to, but their hatred for George Bush supersedes all other concerns. They don't vote for John Kerry because of who he is or what he stands for, they vote for him because of who he isn't.
For instance, Hammer yesterday expressed his concern that the Iraq campaign has been all about oil. I don't buy it... there are plenty of easier ways to make money than to become President and occupy another nation and there are oil-rich nations that would have been easier targets (hello, Venezuela!) But even if I did buy the argument, isn't oil a critical limiting factor in the war on terror? Aside from the fact that our society would grind to a halt without oil, as long as the Saudis had a major control over our oil supply, why should we expect them to go to the trouble of clamping down on their export of radical Wahhabism?

Most of George Bush's policies in the war on terror have been successful. The Proliferation Security Initiative, a multinational coalition of 11 nations (*gasp!* including France and Germany!) played an integral part in dismantling Libya's nuclear program. He has setup the Caspian Guard, a security project with Azerbaijan and Kazakhstan, nations that become more relevant-sounding when you see that they both border on Iran.

In Afghanistan, the Bush quickly got Pakistani cooperation (no small trick, considering the domestic opposition to working with the US), threw out the Taliban (despite predictions of a quagmire, a la the Russians in 1980) and other than a minor scuffle that quickly faded into the ether, the recent elections were "just a success story."

There's still fighting going on, but nevertheless there is an abundance of good news from Iraq. Early predictions of a quagmire and casualty figures between 50,000 and 250,000 seem rather far off the mark right now. Even the disputed figures at iraqbodycount.net would need to be tripled to reach the low estimate. None of this to say that bad things don't happen in Iraq or that they don't deserve attention - clearly they do. But from everything I've heard from people on the ground over there, things are much better than the news would lead you to believe.

Bush has shown willingness to work with others when possible and forge new alliances, but also to not be entirely dependent upon any particular nation that might have an agenda contrary to the US one. Even if some of his choices restrict him from elaborating fully his war plan, at least I can make a case for how it might work.

None of this is to suggest that there aren't practical foreign policy advantages to a John Kerry presidency. He would have more political capital to work with and it might just force France to send troops to Iraq, even though they don't want to. Nonetheless, without a clue as to what Kerry might actually do in office and going on his statements, I just can't envision a way that a Kerry administration would run foreign policy any better than Bush would. From the Bush side, I can elaborate a number of routes to success, even if the President himself cannot or will not. Therefore, he's getting my vote.

To the best of my knowledge, I don't personally know anyone voting for Bush and I feel like a bit of an outcast, given that most of the people around me are well versed in the "Republicans are bad, Bush is pure evil" chorus. But you never know when there's a Bush supporter in your midst. In fact, there do seem to be plenty of closeted Bush voters out there. Not I. Much like Moxie, I'm out... not in the sense that I would put a sign in my yard or bumper sticker on my car... not amidst this climate of fear. (Although I am very tempted to see if I can replicate the results of this experiment by wearing a Bush/Cheney shirt around Pittsburgh - a quite liberal city)

Besides, it's not like I don't have company. Plenty of people who would otherwise vote Democratic are crossing party lines this year explicitly because of foreign policy/the war on terrorism. Their ranks include this liberal Jewish New Yorker, Sarah Baxter, Randy Kelly, a host of others, including Ed Koch.

But at the same time, it's not all bad. I can be everyone's token "conservative friend," nevermind my support for a number of positions decidedly not conservative. Besides, if Bush and Cheney end up winning, it'll keep me from being shipped off to Guantanamo Bay or the electric chair with the rest of you Communist bastards.

Endorsement roundup
A quick roundup of posted endorsements from around the blogosphere...

Bush/Cheney
Armed Liberal
Boi From Troy
Cicero (albeit rooting for Kerry)
Baseball Crank
Greg Djerejian
Jane Galt
Jay Tea
Michael Totten
Steve Landsburg
Virginia Postrel

Kerry/Edwards
Andrew Sullivan (although he advocates voting a split ticket - President one party, Congress the other... I lost the link when my browser crashed and I'm too tired to go back and look for it)
Dan Drezner
David Adesnik
Jeff Jarvis
Josh Chafetz
Matthew Yglesias
Mickey Kaus